— Top 10 secret facts about the guy named Scum Fuck

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poke-chann asked:

Top 10 secret facts about the guy named Scum Fuck

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Top 10 secret facts about the guy named Scum Fuck

  1. If you find yourself alone with him, get the hell out
  2. If you are not prepared for Scum Fuck to start laughing at your jokes, it will be a very bad time
  3. Not only is Scum Fuck a complete douchebag, he is also almost single-handedly responsible for the death of the “I’m the one who can’t get laid” meme
  4. Despite his name, he’s quite good at getting laid. It is not a secret fact.
  5. Scum Fuck loves nothing more than seeing his followers get angry.
  6. When Scum Fuck is angry, you are going to want to know why.
  7. There is no good reason to be angry about Scum Fuck. When Scum Fuck is angry, someone who isn’t even following him should also want to know why
  8. Scum Fuck did not have to die. He did not have to die. He did not have to die. He did not not have to die, and yet he did.
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Any more secret facts? What are the juiciest?

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